Taylor Swift, at some point, is going to release a new album. Taylor Swift will want to promote that album. Taylor Swift will do so by headlining the Super Bowl Halftime Show. Axl Rose, Taylor Swift and Jay-Z would all know what to do at halftime of the Super Bowl. Let’s not beat around the bush: Maroon 5 hosting this year’s Super Bowl halftime show was the worst.

1. Is Taylor Swift Performing At The Super Bowl 2022
2. Is Taylor Swift Performing At The Super Bowl Half Time
3. Is Taylor Swift Performing At The Super Bowl Halftime
4. Is Taylor Swift Performing At The Super Bowl Tomorrow

Is Taylor Swift Performing At The Super Bowl 2022

It’s the Super Bowl’s golden anniversary, which could mean we’re in for a special halftime show. Or, who knows, maybe it’ll just be something simple, like James Earl Jones reading transcripts from the Brady vs. NFL hearings. Anyhoo, here are five suggestions for who should perform at Levi’s Field in Santa Clara on the first Sunday in February, along with our guess as to who will actually get the honor.

1. With the sudden announcement of Folklore, Swift’s position as the probable Super Bowl performer has definitely shortened. We’re only about six months away from the February 7, 2021 game, which makes Taylor’s appearance more likely. Six months into a press junket for an album is a perfect time frame to position Taylor for the Halftime Show.
2. Taylor Swift will not be headed to the Super Bowl Halftime Show – and it’s because of soda?! Reports are bubbling that Taylor would sing at the big game, but a source tells Access Hollywood it’s “not happening.” The reason Taylor won’t be performing at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, Calif., is her existing deal ….

1. Taylor Swift

Is Taylor Swift Performing At The Super Bowl Half Time

There is only one answer here and T-Swizzle be thy name. She has to be the choice. She needs to be the choice. This is why she won’t be the choice. The Super Bowl has a way of either grabbing stars just/em> past their apex (like Bruno Mars, Beyonce, The Black Eyed Peas), a good bit past their prime (Janet Jackson, Michael Jackson, Prince, Shania Twain, U2) or way past their prime (The Rolling Stones, The Who, Bruce Springsteen), if they even had a prime at all (Tom Petty). With the exception of N’ Sync making an appearance in 2001, joined briefly by Britney Spears, no one has performed at the halftime show while they were truly on top of the music industry. (Katy Perry and Beyonce came closest, but they had both been supplanted in their various genres by the time they hit the Super Bowl stage.)

That’s why Taylor Swift is a must. She has at least three songs that are recognizable to every American. She can give the Super Bowl street cred by bringing out Kendrick Lamar for his guest spot on the Bad Blood remix. She can start off slowly with one of her pre-pop ballads, then bring down the house with Shake It Off. Everyone, from my 18-month old daughter to my 91-year-old uncle can find something to enjoy. It’s such a natural pick that it’s completely obvious the NFL will somehow manage to screw it up.

2. Medley of stars from every decade of the Super Bowl (60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, 00s, 10s)

As evidenced by the self-love the NFL is showering on itself in the 50th year of the Super Bowl (witness the gold yard markers), it would be such an NFL move to have its halftime show be a celebration of itself — six acts spanning the six decades of the Super Bowl. The 60s portion would have been a perfect place for Scott McKenzie to perform his anthem San Francisco (as the game is being played nearby), but he sadly passed a few years ago, so maybe Bob Weir or another member of the San Francisco counter-culture movement could open with a more recognizable song than Box of Rain? For the 70s you could bring out, ugh, The Eagles or invite Aerosmith or Bruce Springsteen back. Or what about Elton John, who could naturally lead into a 1980s repped by his buddy Billy Joel (duet anyone?) If the NFL had a sense of humor, people would love to see Journey take itself way too seriously and bringing back Madonna is certainly an option. And how has Bon Jovi not been invited yet? He’s so handsome with that short hair!

For the 90s, Mariah Carey or Boyz II Men would do well, or if they wanted to stretch things, bringing out one of the boy bands could work, even though the bulk of their popularity was in the early 2000s. What about 2010? Well, the Foo Fighters are going to perform a Super Bowl someday, so why not now? As for the aughts, you could bring in Rihanna, as long as you had that seven-second delay on her because who knows what’s bound to pop out at one of her shows. Though, much like Foo Fighters, RiRi seems destined for a solo show one of these years?

3. Bob Dylan, Paul McCartney, Mick Jagger

Another nostalgic pick. The NFL could go back to 1967, the year of the first Super Bowl, by bringing back the three biggest artists from that time. McCartney and Jagger have already performed at halftime, so throw in Dylan and let McCartney sing his harmonies, thus avoiding all the “Dylan can’t sing” jokes and watch music history. Hell, you can even invite Ringo just so he doesn’t feel left out.

4. Jay Z

Jigga is so corporate now that he provides the exact sort of safety the NFL looks for in its halftime performers. (Thanks, Janet.) Though he really should have performed at the New York Super Bowl (he was instead replaced by classic NY/Jersey acts Bruno Mars and Red Hot Chili Peppers), Jay Z has enough family-friendly songs to hold it down for 17 minutes. Then he could bring out that guy from Coldplay for a little and everyone would cheer as if they knew who that was and it would be a Super Bowl performance even mom could love.

5. One Direction

Is Taylor Swift Performing At The Super Bowl Halftime

TAKE THAT, ZYAN! 1D has just moved on past its prime, which makes it a perfect Super Bowl halftime performer. And if you want that coveted 12 to 18-year-old girl demographic, you could do worse than by bringing in Liam, Louis, Harry and Niall.

Who it’ll probably be: Carrie Underwood

Is Taylor Swift Performing At The Super Bowl Tomorrow

The NFL likes safe and safe is what they’ll get with Carrie Underwood — a performer the whole family can agree upon — even if one of the songs she sings will inevitably contain a line about taking a Louisville slugger to the headlights of a cheating boyfriend’s pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive. With vandalism like that, Roger Goodell will then ban Ms. Underwood for seven years.